I hereby declare that my dishwashing expertise offers me the freedom to wash dishes via my own, proven, methods.
I will not be questioned.
Sometime in junior high school, our dishwasher broke in my home. It was never really addressed. Then, a long time later, I was informed that it had been fixed. The problem was that I was legally old enough to drink alcoholic beverages by this time.
IT HAD WORKED FOR OVER 10 YEARS!
I am an expert dishwasher. I have a black belt in dishwashing. I can train military dishwashers, I’m that good.