Global Warming Sent Paris Hilton to Jail

That’s just outrageous. We all know that Global Warming, or Climate Change, or whatever End-o-the-World title you want to give it, had nothing to do with Paris Hilton going to jail. I don’t even care why she went to jail. I just wanted to use Paris Hilton’s name in the title, hoping for a good Google rating.

I do want to comment on a recent statement by the United Nations Secretary General. He stated that Global Warming has caused the social unrest in Darfur, Sudan.

Ha!

Ha!

What a crock!

I think they tried that. It’s called Six Degrees of Separation. From the article

“This suggests that the drying of sub-Saharan Africa derives, to some degree, from man-made global warming,” the South Korean diplomat wrote.

“It is no accident that the violence in Darfur erupted during the drought,” Ban said in the Washington daily.

“When Darfur’s land was rich,” he said, “black farmers welcomed Arab herders and shared their water.”

“When Darfur’s land was rich…”

…Islamists didn’t have great influence over the territory. That’s why they USED to be rich and HAD great farming. This is true for every nation that USED to be lavish and HAD a great farming industry. Israel was beautiful before the turn of the century at 1900. Then Islam moved in and turned it into a wasteland.

My conclusion is that Islam=drought and desolation.

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Author: TREVOR

Leukemia survivor. Son of The Most High. Father. Man.