Curse you, toy designers!

I want it to be known, toy designers are not parents! I’m sure of this. There is no way they would allow this pirate ship to be shipped with such a massive number of tiny parts that must be manufactured in order to be complete. The instructions require a lunch break. Unbelievable. To top it off, we didn’t just get the one pirate ship, we got the large one and the small one. Then we got the treasure island to go with it. Yikes, I deserve a plaque or a certificate or something.


Author: TREVOR

Leukemia survivor. Son of The Most High. Father. Man.